Please allow me the pleasure of thinking for you

Just kidding. Welcome!

Legendary writer, poet, actress, publicist, assistant, boss, international ambassador.

Join me on this mess of a journey called my life.

What People Say

Every time she tells me a story, I’m thinking, wow how did this scenario actually happen? But it did.

Vicky Boyer, Philanthropist

MB makes some questionable decisions and radical comments, but it is a genuine account of humanity.

J.T. Baker, Novelist

Her style and grace make up for the weirdness.

Britney S.

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