Dear Jimmy Kimmel,

After you went mainstream, I assumed you would have to kiss certain asses. (see: Perez Hilton, Obama, etc.)  It happens to the best of them, not just in Hollywood, but even in everyday places like the office.  I’ve seen carefree office mates go very pc once they worked up in the ranks. But not you….

The tide goes in, the tide goes out

Family dinner.  My father was in ‘story telling’ mode. Somehow the subject of his adolescence in Rhode Island came up. My mom was talking about how corrupt RI is, how my uncles up there get their license plates made up from their buddies in prison, then get them registered at the DMV. My dad kicks…