Not really Crazy.

No, I’m really not. My new living arrangement is pretty cool.  The dishwasher is practically silent compared to the racket of the one at my previous residence.  I’m not crazy.  But my landlord (hereafter referred to as ‘penis’)  is a huge waste of space and air.  He could be a likeable human, if  he was a…

Pet Peeve #1

People who think the dishwasher is a godd–m miracle worker. Once again I open the diswasher to discover dirty pots and pans nonchalantly placed in there from several days ago. I’m a self-admitted slob and even I know better than to pull this stunt. My father stood over me everytime I was around the dishwasher…