Messing with Liars

How many Nigerian-esque scam emails show up in your inbox per day?   I get them every day.  Today, I responded: Subject: Dear Beloved To: 79sparrows@gmail.com From: parker@googlemail.com Date: Fri, 4 May 2012 06:24:32 -0500 Dear Beloved in Christ, I am Mrs.Mary Parker an aging widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I…

internet junkmail

TO:  79sparrows@gmail.com 9/27/2010 Hey it’s JJ, your favorite old fart.    I’ve been receiving US Postal mailings since I was 12, and I’m 69 this December,  so do the math.  I remember when junk mail didnt even exist.  Now I open the mailbox and it’s all junk and a few bills.  Anyway I’ve only been using…

Top 10 things to avoid

 Email   Credit cards Busy stores – Super Walmarts, the mall during holiday season Getting out of bed before 7am Depression Toxic relationships Micro-managers College party spots – Arlington, Clarendon = frat boy/sorostitute hell Complacency All things which are uncomfortable to have in moderation.

Coffee Grounds are not Recycleable

  An old  email  I sent to my mother about my father’s faux pas of recycling coffee grounds, copy and pasted for your amusement: Subject:  This coffee sucks.  So what is the one thing most people can count on first thing in the morning? That first cup of coffee to mentally prepare themselves for ‘the real…