We’re on daytime minutes, jerkoff

“My former landlord is a jerkoff”–the saga continues. In Virginia, landlords have 45 days to return the security deposit to tenants after move-out.  45 days came, 45 days went.  Last week, I filed in small claims court.  I’ve never sued anyone, so this is a “big fckn’ deal,’ as our Vice President would say.  Places…

Not really Crazy.

No, I’m really not. My new living arrangement is pretty cool.  The dishwasher is practically silent compared to the racket of the one at my previous residence.  I’m not crazy.  But my landlord (hereafter referred to as ‘penis’)  is a huge waste of space and air.  He could be a likeable human, if  he was a…

I Am OK

12 o’clock midnight or somewhere around there  I’ve got a lot on my mind so I don’t sleep  Lost somewhere between TIME and reality, I hate being in this place: so uncomfortable.   In two more days, I will live somewhere new.   Change is always a bit overwhelming for me.   Spending these last hours alone in this…