Guess which group of people are worth thinking about

The true Be good, or be good at it.   Check it: All the true jerk-offs Have either boundaries of chain-link fences or Great Walls of China. I’d prefer to see a person’s better half While their other personality Kicks me while I’m down, Kicks me when up I’m up too, Sideways or upside-down But I…

Emo After Hours

“Them smokas will test you like Jay-Z says” –Nicole Gotti Thanks for tuning in.  It’s a little after 7pm on this deliciously warm April evening.  Just sitting here listening to the post-work anxiety swirling around in my head.  Radiohead isn’t playing in the background or anything like that, nor am I wearing black nail polish; but…

Big Fat Jerks

The thing with jerks, is that the whole relationship revolves around their happiness.   Have you ever noticed that?   Since no one has yet developed a handy pamplet listing indicators of jerk-dom, I’ll break it down, using my wealth of experience.  Through the years, there were many interventions.  People did their best to explain that the…