We’re on daytime minutes, jerkoff

“My former landlord is a jerkoff”–the saga continues. In Virginia, landlords have 45 days to return the security deposit to tenants after move-out.  45 days came, 45 days went.  Last week, I filed in small claims court.  I’ve never sued anyone, so this is a “big fckn’ deal,’ as our Vice President would say.  Places…

Not really Crazy.

No, I’m really not. My new living arrangement is pretty cool.  The dishwasher is practically silent compared to the racket of the one at my previous residence.  I’m not crazy.  But my landlord (hereafter referred to as ‘penis’)  is a huge waste of space and air.  He could be a likeable human, if  he was a…

I Am OK

12 o’clock midnight or somewhere around there  I’ve got a lot on my mind so I don’t sleep  Lost somewhere between TIME and reality, I hate being in this place: so uncomfortable.   In two more days, I will live somewhere new.   Change is always a bit overwhelming for me.   Spending these last hours alone in this…

Open House

 It’s April 13th and I’ve got the house all to myself until the end of the month when I move out.   My over-sensitive roommate has left the building and took all his furniture and housewares with him.  Which leaves a fairly empty, echoing structure.  He even took the cable and internet!  Hells bells.   So what to…

Happy (P)ILLs

“If you’re finding life to be the one thing that’s trying to kill you, I want you to stay alive to rise with the sun and fight back.” –Henry Rollins It’s been a dramatic 2 weeks. I snapped. I quit Chantix. I felt like crap the entire 2 1/2 weeks I was on it. Just…