Anxiety

Things that stress me out: *Getting out of bed. *Mandatory attendance:Of anything, going to work included. *The Internet:Yeah, I said it. I never realized it, but being online stresses me out, even though it’s one of the first places I go when I’m stressed. Hmm. *My family—I try to make life easier for those I…

iPhone crack cocaine

This iPhone stays with me. At my desk, in the jeep, in the bed, while I sleep All April, may, and June I bring it when I’m in the bathroom On the can, Download three apps, When it’s in my hand, iOS relapse attacks Ever since we’ve been introduced I’ve been running Out of juice…

When I was an Artist of Sandwiches

When I was a teenager, I worked at Subway, home of the  5 Dolla foot loonngggs.  After the probationary period, I got an official name tag that read “Sandwich Artist.” A proud day. The correct order of condiments goes: lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, green peppers, black olives. Hot peppers, salt n peppa (shake it good!), mayo,…

10 Guilty Pleasures

I’m all about sensations and feeling good. Below are my top ten guilty pleasures. What are YOURS? 10. Nachos. Processed cheese all the way! Shredded cheese is fine too but there’s just something about cheap movie theatre/7-11 nachos that hits the spot. I limit my consumption of nachos to once every few months. 9. Weed…