Growing Up / F*ck-Up Insurance

“My mistakes do happen on a grand scale and very public level. They’re humiliating, embarrassing. But if nothing bad happens to you, you’ll just continue to act ridiculous.” — Christian Slater, USA Today, December 14, 1997 Sometimes, I have too much going on in my brain to stick to one or two topics, or even…

Reach out and touch someone, literally

Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you -“Sweet Caroline,” Neil Diamond (Forward: It is classic Mary Beth behavior to make an impulsive decision and stick it out till the very end. I have mastered the art of handling the public’s confusion about why I am doing/did something while simultaneously concealing my own mental…