A Wish for New Beginnings

Have you ever wanted to reinvent yourself? You know, as in disappear for at least a month and really fix things? My life needs a celestial handyman. He would be tall, dark, handsome, basically just a nice to look at but not distracting so. That would not be good, because this isn’t about sex. This…

Ways to Avoid Studying for an Exam

-start drinking early -network with contacts in my cell phone -Post pointless FYIs on the Twitter, aka “Tweet” -Start a new organization system -Start a new to-do list -Start a new HOBBY  : Behold, after a 45 minutes shopping @ Michael’s Craft Store,  I’ve decided to start a  JEWELRY/deco business on the side.  Yeah, another pot to…

Slaves to a Big Machine

We had another pointless training seminar. As per usual, the information could have been summed up in 10 minutes tops, but was pounded out like a cheap peice of meat for an hour. The robots were well programmed. They spend countless hours filling their head with garbage. Their ‘career’ consists of bureaucratic protocol, a made-up…