Ways to Avoid Studying for an Exam

-start drinking early -network with contacts in my cell phone -Post pointless FYIs on the Twitter, aka “Tweet” -Start a new organization system -Start a new to-do list -Start a new HOBBY  : Behold, after a 45 minutes shopping @ Michael’s Craft Store,  I’ve decided to start a  JEWELRY/deco business on the side.  Yeah, another pot to…

Field of Dreams

“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.  Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around – nobody big, I mean – except me.  And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff.  What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if…

Not really Crazy.

No, I’m really not. My new living arrangement is pretty cool.  The dishwasher is practically silent compared to the racket of the one at my previous residence.  I’m not crazy.  But my landlord (hereafter referred to as ‘penis’)  is a huge waste of space and air.  He could be a likeable human, if  he was a…