We’re on daytime minutes, jerkoff

“My former landlord is a jerkoff”–the saga continues. In Virginia, landlords have 45 days to return the security deposit to tenants after move-out.  45 days came, 45 days went.  Last week, I filed in small claims court.  I’ve never sued anyone, so this is a “big fckn’ deal,’ as our Vice President would say.  Places…

Open House

 It’s April 13th and I’ve got the house all to myself until the end of the month when I move out.   My over-sensitive roommate has left the building and took all his furniture and housewares with him.  Which leaves a fairly empty, echoing structure.  He even took the cable and internet!  Hells bells.   So what to…