I took this picture in San Diego San Diego San Diego…. Life back home in DC is giving me the blues. Tomorrow, start time is 8am so that means I have to wake up around 6. Wtf. So the weekly Sunday Night Bluesapalooza is in rare form. It’s like Counting Crowes hit the stage…
Tag: work
DATA (Monday Freestyle)
I propel like a falcon Decimal point looks like a challenge Study the ballistics white girl in Suitland Verifying statistics. Population estimation Approximate the future In a pie chart of projections, cause’ data analysis Give analysts erections Life goes on Reproducing inevitably it’s not gettin knocked up- They call it fertility Spread like a sheet…
When I was an Artist of Sandwiches
When I was a teenager, I worked at Subway, home of the 5 Dolla foot loonngggs. After the probationary period, I got an official name tag that read “Sandwich Artist.” A proud day. The correct order of condiments goes: lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, green peppers, black olives. Hot peppers, salt n peppa (shake it good!), mayo,…
Working or Jerking?
I hate Mondays That’s when everything kicks in sick of my co-workers Long Lucid Reality Like a game of Monopoly Turn in form 1175 By COB Know what that means? Cc me on ur reply Don’t forget it’s all deadlines For nothing so important To use up all this time Alright Are we on the…
My Day Thus Far
Monday morning. 8:10 AM. Had insomnia last night, so I didn’t sleep. Around 5AM, a familiar pitter patter sounded outside my window. It was RAIN. Siri told me it would not rain until 10 AM, Damn you Siri. I depend on you. The top of my jeep was down. Thus, my jeep was soaked. As…
sunday blues
Count your money and keep the battery running Sunday strikes like a cunning poker-faced, rattlesnake waiting, behind my plate lobster & t-bone steak Surf & turf, medium baked no taste, couldn’t care less if I’m awake Cause Saturday & Sunday never last When you are a card carrying member of the working class What numbers…
Fix Me Fridays
On the clock less than an hour remains soon to be free Of this permanent relationship of payer, payee. the hoops been jumped thru, moments long passed and bones are chewed what do you wanna say don’t write an essay it’s just Monday through Friday singing about life’s highway and time is not on our…
Sunday Coming Down
Monday, inevitable Monday That old fear, Monday, Monday Your baggage is here. Behind the weekend’s liberated charm Tonite I’ll remember To set the alarm And tomorrow I’ll go back To doing corporate jumping jacks In my box at the office
Trick? or Treat?
My activity using the internet may be at an all-time low but I’ll never stop writing. don’t worry (smirk) – I’m still here doing all those things grown-ups try to keep up on, keep up with, or just keep Taking the morning’s alarm clock seriously, for example. Reading/watching/listening to the news Everyone is required to…
day from hell
So what’s it like working for a man who could screw up a one car funeral? Let me tell you. It’s 8:51pm, August 29th? I think. Anyways, it feels like 8:51 AM TOMORROW, on account of my office job sucking the very life & spirit out of me. My job is excruciatingly mind-numbing in general,…
Free Advice: My Boss is Stalking Me
Hey 79sparrows. Help! My boss is a micro-manager. I’ve worked in an office for 7 years and have never dealt with a boss who is so OCD with details. My cubicle is down the hall from his office, but that doesn’t stop him from showing up a few times a day to check on what…
