sunday blues

Count your money and keep the battery running Sunday strikes like a cunning poker-faced, rattlesnake waiting, behind my plate lobster & t-bone steak Surf & turf, medium baked no taste, couldn’t care less if I’m awake Cause Saturday & Sunday never last When you are a card carrying member of the working class What numbers…

Free Advice: Looking for a Traditional Housewife

To:    79sparrows@gmail.com Date:  Sept 30, 2010 Good evening.  My name is Gustavo.  Maybe you could point me in the right direction.  I’m a 39 year old man, single, and easy on the eyes.  I’ve never had a problem scoring with the ladies, but keep striking out when it comes to locking down ‘Miss Right.’  My…

Free Advice: The Working Girl

To:  79sparrows@gmail.com Date:  09/20/10  Your site is pretty cool.  I am an 18 year old female from Ohio.  I graduated high school this past May, and don’t know what to do.  I am so glad to be out of school because most of it sucked, but now that my whole life is ahead of me, I’m…